or you could be thrown in the river for the fishes?
I've heard of drag racers having their ashes packed in the chute of a dragster, then pop the chute at the big end of the strip. Sounds fun.
I like the viking funeral where they set you in a boat full of fuel and sticks, float your ass out on a lake and shoot flaming arrows at the boat til it catches fire. Thats my favorite.
So, if someone fed my ashes to a dog, would that mean I turn to dog shit? Hehe, kind of a funny thought.